GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon